U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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