:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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