Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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