I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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