Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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