I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you have to choose: penises or morals?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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