I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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