Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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