In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
