Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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