Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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