yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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