You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
