You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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