You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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