no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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