Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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