After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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