I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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