I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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