Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Randomize
