dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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