I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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