who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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