i jhust puked up my retainher.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have tasted many bathrooms
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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