bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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