Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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