Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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