Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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