I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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