I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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