barbara walters just said penis...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I intend to get homeless drunk
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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