That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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