My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
