Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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