This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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