One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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