i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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