he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i dont even know how to be here
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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