some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
well you can't waste a boner
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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