Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
