its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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