Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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