seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
