remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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