They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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