and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
