yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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