I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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