Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wear drunk well.
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